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Goodbye My Love

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This was a story written about one of Alec's former girlfriends on the night he broke up with her. Needless to say, she wasn't the most popular among the band... Written by Fred and Alec. Preformed by Fred (guitar and vocals).



Lyrics:

Sounds interesting,
Put some earplugs in,
Just say what you want,
Just say that she’s a cunt.

Goodbye, my love,
If you ever was,
I use Dove,
You smell like… Jesus.

Misinterpretation it is,
I don’t really miss,
You laugh, your barking,
And your getting lost in a parking (1).

I saw you crying in the rain,
I saw you feeling some pain,
I saw you searching for air,
But I just left you there and didn’t care.

Fightclub’s a masterpiece (2),
He realized you’re a beast.
Never heard about cat-scrath fever? (poot-poot-poot!) (3)
Never thought about cutting them shorter (4).

She scared Grimond,
OK, but Grimond’s a fag.
Quit looking at pro’s and con’s,
Just change your flag.

She said “blah-blah-blah”,
He said “Ha ha ha”.
Listening to Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da (5),
He told her to eat kaka.

Never told his papa
That she was as ugly as her mama.
Wish she’d fall in lava,
She’d say “what the fuck-a!”

He didn’t wash his covers since,
Ever since the incident.
Is there a lesson to this?
There certainly is.

First it’s a kiss,
Then he messed around with his penis.
This could lead to a bad finish
She goes to Mexico to fuck Jorge twice a day…



Notes:

1 - This girl once was on her way to Alec's house, and she literally only had to cross a parking lot... and she got lost.

2 - They once just did stuff for two hours and completely ignored Fightclub, which is an awesome movie.

3 - Fred had a phase where he was addicted to the song Cat-Scratch Fever, and listened to it all day long. It got so bad that he even started adding lyrics, most notably "poot poot poot!" after every verse of "cat-scratch fever...".

4 - The band had so little faith in Alec's relationship with this new girl that they all took bets on how many weeks they would last - none were very long haha.

5 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da  is a weirdass song that Fred was listening to when he wrote this song.
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